On this page I shall be listing the businesses that have succumbed to the media furore created by me and sought a sign of warding for baying mobs. UK Uncut shall not be laying siege to these businesses’ premises.
This is because all the businesses listed below have agreed to pay the sums of money to me that I have determined are due in order for me to certify them.
So without further ado, here are the certifiable businesses*:
- Guardian Media Group
- Silveta Ltd – new
- My Nanny’s Personal Sevice Company Ltd – new
- Dogface Limited
I look forward to receiving your business.
Murphy Richards NTQ
*I do not certify that these businesses have paid what anybody at all might consider to be a fair amount of tax. All this certifies is that they have paid me.